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Henry Clay
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PARIS - The French space agency said it will publish its archive of UFO sightings and other phenomena online, but will keep the names of those who reported them off the site to protect them from pestering by space fanatics.

Jacques Arnould, an official at the National Space Studies Centre, said the French database of around 1,600 incidents would go live in late January or mid-February.

He said the CNES had been collecting statements and documents for almost 30 years to archive and study them.

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Naran
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French UFO?

Unidentified Fromage Objet?

:D

Henry Clay
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That was a very cheesy joke.

Naran
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You wouldn't say that to anyone but a big wheel.

Henry Clay
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That was a gouda one.

Naran
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Any way you slice it, the UFO question is a sticky one. Are there, or are there not, Little Green Cheese Men?

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Yes there are little green cheesy men. The government has hired many of them.

lucky
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I'm disgusted by these bad jokes. Disgust: from the Old French desgouster, to lose one's appetite (for cheese and everything else, I assume).

It is frequently fun to weave threads together.

I spent the night in Roswell once. I can't talk about it though. :wink:

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[quote="Henry Clay"]That was a gouda one.[/quote]

Well, aren't you just extra sharp?

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Pretty soon, someone will get one off that's whey out of line.

leftout
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this thread has more cheese than a 400 pounder from Brattleboro

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If this were printed, if would definitely deserve being shredded.

pmh
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Wouldn't that be just grate?

ListenASec
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Even Ray [i]Romano[/i] would find this thread funny.

lucky
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Didn't he go to Colby?

ListenASec
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Yes, but I heard he was a little Munster back then.

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A munster? Cheez whiz, Jack, have you been into the port wine?

Myself, I heard he was dating Suzy Creemcheese.

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That's "müenster" to you heathens. The depth of ignorance here just curdles my cream.

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I'll try to remember that, Sargento. [i]Gives pmh a snappy Port-Salut [/i]

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All the heathens here better watch out. One wrong step and pmh will Edam up.

Andrew Ian Dodge
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So the Monkeys are typing it up then I guess.

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To quote Mr. Dodge..

[size=24][color=red][u][b]DELETE THIS THREAD....AHHHHH![/b][/u][/color][/size]

Stop it all...It just stinks! :wink:

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Bear with us, Matt and Ian. I just have one more:

A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.

"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,

I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

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shred the thread, lol's

lucky
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or just let it melt away....

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I'm sorry, Matt, but there are just too many holes in your request for deletion. I figured everybody would milk this one for all it was worth, and as it turns out, I was a cut above in that thinking.

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Auhhh..........

I need a social program for help me deal with this.....

Oh wait, doesn't WIC provide assistance with CHEESE?

lucky
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I'm rennin awhey from that one.

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Just don't strain yourself too much, Lucky.

Naran
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Yeah - don't get too wrapped up in this; it's not as if we've been waxing eloquent.

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I am just getting so fondue you all....

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